Jonathan "Tempest" Phillips

For years Lucas arts have been giving us Star Wars games and we’ve eaten them up. But for a LONG time star wars games have simply felt like clones of exsisting franchices or have simply lacked any depth to keep us playing. to put into context, the last good orginal game design set in the star wars world was Tie fighter……can you even remember when that was released. but thanks to the wonders of Bioware, There is Hope

Seriously, Why doesn’t George just give his clone wars TV show to the cinematic team at bioware and tell them to do it. Barly any words were said in that 5 minute fight, yet so much story, charatcer and emotions came through. If the game works with as much passion as the cinematics, then maybe we may have ourselfs a good, new orginal star wars game again.

This article is in case I somehow reach a position of importance or wealth and foolishly die before creating a genuine will.

MY WILL, BY TEMPEST

In the event of my death, I wish to award the sum of £376 to the first person to reply to this blog post. The sum of my properties, empire and money (hereafter known as “The Prize”) will be up for grabs to the person who can complete (with proof) all of the following tasks.

1- Donate £500 towards a charity specialising in what ever killed me (even if it is the stop the buses from hitting people foundation)
2- Donate one of my coffee mugs to the church informing them it is the Holy Grail
3- Find a 3, 4 and 5 leave clover
4- Help an Elderly person across the road, but stop helping half way, leaving them stranded.
5- Show a normally clothed body part on a live TV broadcast
6- Punch Paris Hilton in the face. If she is dead at this point, find her grave, fall to your knees and beat the soil screaming “Don’t ever come back”
7- Go to the train station in silver city and open locker number 001. If it can not be opened (requirement of a key for example) break into the locker and steal the contents before anybody knows
8- Travel to an earthquake or disaster area that has been abandoned and clean up 5 square meters of space with a dustpan and brush
9- Plan an oceans 11 style bank heist in France with at least 5 members, where your role is to disable the security systems from a secure location. On the day of the heist, instead of disabling the security, move back home and send them a post card in prison saying “wish you were here”
10- Before I am buried / burnt or disposed of, die my hair Hex colour 05e3f7 and take a photo of me and you sitting on a park bench.

The Prize will be given to anybody able to complete all of these tasks and provide the necessary items of proof to show that they have been performed. 12 months after my death, if nobody has claimed The Prize, then it will be changed into 1 Million pound coins and placed in a duck tales style vault for friends and family to swim in.